“One thing I’ll tell you is that we were not looking to find what we found. None of us.”
Special Dispatch on Sergeant Juanita Carbajal
How does a teenage cigarette carton thief and a wild partying kid who disappeared for two years after running away from home and Columbia in general, wind up a decorated police sergeant given the highest responsibility for field leadership? How too, does it happen that she is charged with tracking down whoever is the latest…
New Ban on Cell Phones in the Middle Lands
A law banning personal cellphones will soon go into place in the the Middle Lands.
High School Student Claims Elvis Not Guilty of Appropriation
Some have already noted that they have either seen Elvis out in frontier pastureland or that they’ve heard from family member and friends at least that soemthing like him is out there.
Likely Formation of New Middle Land Region No Longer a Problem
Planners and investors in the partial breakaway states in and around the center of the country are no longer in dangers of seceding as it has been defined for the past several decades. Leaders in the coastal regions along with those from satellites states on both the western and eastern edges of the continent have…
Worst Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Joke of All Time: “American Carnage”
How bizarre that a man might begin his presidency presenting an idea he called American Carnage, connecting that idea to what he said was the horror of America’s “inner-cities.” What a weird speech. Then to spend four years seemingly going out of his way to personally create the most bizarre carnage anyone could ever come…
Are we all going to die laughing? the mass media in America
Which brings me to Donald Trump of all people. We know he isn’t a utopianist. But, honestly, I don’t think he’s an asshole either. He pretends to be, but that’s just because he wants to eat at the cool kids’ table.
Deep-Fried and Lonely: a welcome
Nearly everything of import going on in America today is a function of an idiotic asshole with no morals whatsoever. We are now living in a dystopia that no one could ever have conjured on the page or screen prior to this era. Each of us has to work hard every morning when we get…