Some have already noted that they have either seen Elvis out in frontier pastureland or that they’ve heard from family member and friends at least that soemthing like him is out there.
Author: Asst Fry Cook #1
Likely Formation of New Middle Land Region No Longer a Problem
Planners and investors in the partial breakaway states in and around the center of the country are no longer in dangers of seceding as it has been defined for the past several decades. Leaders in the coastal regions along with those from satellites states on both the western and eastern edges of the continent have…
New Book to Be Released Detailing Suspected 2052 Cover-Up Near Columbia, MO
Retired music journalist and reporter emeritus with Deep-Fried America, Lincoln Koufax, will publish his new factual novel on episodes occuring roughly a decade ago in central portions of The Middle Lands. Preliminary readers have anonymously declared the book substantive and insightful with respect to secret 20th century government mind control experiments and the quest to…
Worst Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Joke of All Time: “American Carnage”
How bizarre that a man might begin his presidency presenting an idea he called American Carnage, connecting that idea to what he said was the horror of America’s “inner-cities.” What a weird speech. Then to spend four years seemingly going out of his way to personally create the most bizarre carnage anyone could ever come…
Are we all going to die laughing? the mass media in America
Which brings me to Donald Trump of all people. We know he isn’t a utopianist. But, honestly, I don’t think he’s an asshole either. He pretends to be, but that’s just because he wants to eat at the cool kids’ table.
Deep-Fried and Lonely: a welcome
Nearly everything of import going on in America today is a function of an idiotic asshole with no morals whatsoever. We are now living in a dystopia that no one could ever have conjured on the page or screen prior to this era. Each of us has to work hard every morning when we get…