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Ham bone. Lamb bone. Sun bone. Moon bone. Love bone. You bone. Me bone. Dead bone. All bone. No bone. Fried bone. Home.

I’m an assistant fry-cook by day, aspiring poet by night. I live in Los Angeles, used to have a tuxedo cat, and have been in love with the same girl since we were ten.

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August 27, 2019
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